well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
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It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
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Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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