3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
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Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
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DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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