You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
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He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
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I think your husband is breaking up with me...
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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