Sponge bath it is.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
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I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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