Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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