so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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