He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
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