i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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