You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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