Did you just see the Batmobile???
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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