There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Randomize