that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
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The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
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I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
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I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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