school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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