this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
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I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
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Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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