he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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