I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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