Buhtt sex?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
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my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
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I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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