Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
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Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
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woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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