Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
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He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
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I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
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