Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
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We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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