is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
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Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
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I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.