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  (248): View more from Michigan

  I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!

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  (248): I cant believe we actually had a nipple party! http://tfl.nu/pec6
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  (303): View more from Colorado

  New channing tatum movie.

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  I'll bring my vibrator.

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  (303): New channing tatum movie. (858): I'll bring my vibrator. http://tfl.nu/ing8
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  (732): View more from New Jersey

  I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?

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  (732): I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break? http://tfl.nu/m0ae
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  (574): View more from Indiana

  almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea

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  (574): almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea http://tfl.nu/8a1h
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  (504): View more from Louisiana

  they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...

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  (504): they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am... http://tfl.nu/k8x7
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  (904): View more from Florida

  Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?

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  (904): Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke? http://tfl.nu/8orw
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  (608): View more from Wisconsin

  he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.

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  (608): he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually. http://tfl.nu/qiv4
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  (816): View more from Missouri

  no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.

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  (816): no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help. http://tfl.nu/7acp
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  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!

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  I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.

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  (412): You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!! (412): I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten. http://tfl.nu/bqpb
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  (850): View more from Florida

  Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.

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  (850): Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win. http://tfl.nu/9m9y
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  (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me

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  (306): I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me http://tfl.nu/ybnl
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  (916): View more from California

  Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless

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  Sacramento doesn't deserve you

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  (916): Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless (209): Sacramento doesn't deserve you http://tfl.nu/wsxj
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  (706): View more from Georgia

  I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4

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  (706): I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4 http://tfl.nu/1te5
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  (602): View more from Arizona

  I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.

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  (602): I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared. http://tfl.nu/46e7
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  (618): View more from Illinois

  There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.

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  (618): There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it. http://tfl.nu/w3m4
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