Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(616): View more from Michigan

I did the walk of shame to another booty call

(269): View more from Michigan

I don't think that should turn me on, but it does

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(310): View more from California

Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.

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(757): View more from Virginia

apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.

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(443): View more from Maryland

she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.

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(303): View more from Colorado

There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat

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(718): View more from New York

Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?

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(613): View more from Ontario

It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.

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