"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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