Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
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He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
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Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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