covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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