Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
This is the high leading the old right now
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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