can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
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i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
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Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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