We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
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She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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