Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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