Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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