were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Dicks are not precious.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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