and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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