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I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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