Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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