Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
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I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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