you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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