Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
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Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
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We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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