Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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