I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
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Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
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I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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