Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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