Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
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On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I want her autograph on my taint
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
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I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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