You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
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I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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