I must be too annoying 4 u.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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