Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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