Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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