We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
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People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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