This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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