I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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