She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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