The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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