the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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