he puts the penis in happiness.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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