So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
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I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
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My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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