Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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