It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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