im drinking this country out of the recession.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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