champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Randomize
